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Er, you posted it twice.

One of 'em needs to be deleted, you can't take up space with two of the same movie.

Interesting...

Good trailer, but jeez, Summer 2003?? C'mon! I gotta wait that long to see it?

Talk about ass-kisser reviews

Yeah, this is NOT a perfect 10 nor is it the "funniest thing ever". But nonetheless, it was somewhat entertaining, and showed some effort, so it's not a perfect 0, either.

I freakin' HATE that Starburst commercial

Who the hell can't unwrap a Starburst in their mouth? And why was little Mr. Starburst-is-sexy guy so excited that she could perform that task? Well, your parody pretty much summed up what the commercial was trying to say: give a girl Starburst and you'll be in for some oral sex. The ad execs at Starburst must be smokin' some serious hashish to think that "sex sells" when it applies to candy. Candy and sex are conflicting elements. It's a basic scientific fact. Anyway, good job on that one, you should make more parodies of stupid commercials in the future.

Idiot. Yes, you are.

That was goddamn stupid, if you think it's funny to mock a race of people, then you're nothing but a backwoods supremesist hick. Move back to the trailer park.

KillerBorf responds:

By making that movie, I was not mocking any race of people. I was making fun of bad subtitling. How does that make me a "supremicist hick"? Because I believe that good subtitling is superior to bad subtitling? You are obviously retarded.

Flash animation at its best

That was excellent work, and a surprisingly good short story for such a short flash movie. This one definitely deserved its place on the front page.

Hey not bad

The sounds were good (even the Kenan & Kel intro music). However, a huge improvement on both humor and sound is if you and a friend got a cheap computer mic and did the voices yourselves. It doesn't matter how bad your voice acting is, the worse, the more funny it is. Robot-speak voice actors just aren't as funny (too many people use them, anyway). Lame voice acting = funny.

Mushroom-Clock responds:

Yeah, well I did this really quick. I understand what you mean about the voice acting. But my voice acting would be so bad it would just ruin the movie. I think computer voices work well with movies like this. It's funnier.

You tricked me...

Jeez, I'm so heart-broken right now. When I saw the preloader, I thought I was about to be treated to a GOOD movie by a clock crew member (which would be incredibly rare). Yeah, I thought I was gonna see whatever talent you guys are hiding. But no, it was just as bad as the rest. *sigh* Seriously man, have some self-respect and make a good movie. The only entertaining movie I've ever seen a clock make was that "Anime Girls" thing, which was only funny because of the "voice acting" by Shrapnel. I hope for the day that the clocks make good movies. Until then, crap crap crap crappy crap crap.

In the words of Jay Sherman: IT STINKS!

What, did you actually think that was FUNNY? It was CRAP. And all CRAP should be blammed. Vote 0 now.

Interesting...

I liked how the "rules of insanity" described stuff that's always in animutations. Maybe you should make it longer and include more animutation cliches, like an animutation parody. Someone else did a movie to "Boom Boom Dollar," but it sucks TOTAL ASS. This one is MUCH MUCH better.

Adept-Omega responds:

Thank you. I do like parodying things -- it's fun.

Yeah, I saw the other BBD animutation... it makes me wonder how it got a daily slot. X_x;

Ah well. Thank you for your time!

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